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START YOUR DAY: 5 MUST-KNOW CRYPTO NEWS FOR APRIL 22, 2025
Hi, this is Dr. Elie – back like a crypto pump after a fake dump!
Wanna hop into the day like a bunny on caffeine? Here’s your chocolate-coated dose of crypto news!
Let’s dive in! ☕🐣🚀
1. EASTER SURPRISE: BITCOIN PASSES $78K! 🐰📈
Looks like the Easter Bunny brought more than eggs — Bitcoin just broke the $78,000 mark overnight!
Why? ✅ Pre-halving hype ✅ ETF inflows from Asia ✅ Institutions buying like it’s Black Friday
Moral of the story? Forget chocolate coins… hold on to the real ones!
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2. DOGECOIN ON THE MOVE — ELON TWEETS A BUNNY! 🐇🐕💬
Elon Musk dropped an Easter tweet: “BunnyCoin? Just kidding... or am I?”
Result? ✅ DOGE pumps 14% in 2 hours ✅ Rumors of a BunnyCoin collab ✅ Meme season back?
It’s not financial advice, but DOGE clearly had some sugar this morning.
3. ETHEREUM GAS FEES HIT 2-MONTH LOW ⛽🥚
Good news if you’re tired of paying gas fees higher than your dinner bill.
ETH gas fees are down: ✅ Layer 2 usage booming ✅ Network optimization ✅ Less congestion post-holiday
ETH devs said: “Let’s make it smooth like Easter chocolate.”
4. COINBASE ANNOUNCES “CRYPTO FOR KIDS” INITIATIVE 🍼📲
New project alert: Coinbase to launch an educational app for teens, starting in the US.
Features: ✅ Learn & earn modules ✅ Simulated trading ✅ NFT badge rewards
The app’s mascot? A baby Satoshi in diapers. I’m not kidding.
5. NIGERIA LEGALIZES STABLECOINS FOR LOCAL TRADE! 🇳🇬💵
Massive win for crypto in Africa!
The Nigerian Senate just passed a bill allowing stablecoins for: ✅ Local merchant payments ✅ B2B cross-border trade ✅ Public service adoption
One senator said, “Crypto is not the enemy — inflation is.” Can we get an Amen
That’s your 6 a.m. crypto breakfast, served hot with a side of bunny ears!
Check back at 10 a.m. for the second scoop of today’s crypto Easter edition.
Stay sharp, stay blessed — and don’t eat all your chocolate at once.
– Dr. Elie