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About the Token

Parodical multifaceted meme project not affiliated with Harry Potter, Obama or Sega - anyone rational should realize this.

Before the year 2023, when time did not exist, the universe manifested a store of value. The identification of this value is best described as the Quest (sometimes the Quest of Hallows). Anyone can relive the manifestation by charging their core of Neptune with enough opal as they sleep. But I understand that there isn’t enough Opal to go around for everyone and some people haven’t Ascended. So I’ll report it here as well. There have been other Ascended who have identified this event as well, but have failed to interpret its tenets and apply them in real life. One such Ascended has been gifted with the visions of the necessity of speed as well as foresee the critical universal event. His vision was very near the truth, evidenced by predicting what he called the Dimensional Merge and creating the comic Sonichu, featuring Barack Obama (the first Tenet: iron guidance and resilience) in a cameo. Obama’s presence is not a coincidence. None of this is. The Obama family was gifted (a gift of value) a dog, Bo. Bo then in turn had minted a number of baseball cards