Little K's market express:
Buddies! BTC kicked open the door to 87,000 dollars last night, and all shorts across the network were liquidated for 140 million dollars! Boohoo~ This market is more thrilling than Little K unboxing blind boxes. Is it a bull returning to stick together, or a bear coming to grab snacks?
Act One: The 'Threefold Mist' of long and short speculation
1. Federal Reserve's hawkish stance: Powell insists on not lowering interest rates, Trump tweets daily insults
2, Tariff mystery drama: Will the US-China tariffs be lifted? Trump: 'It depends on my mood' (Little K: Uncle is so capricious boo!)
3, Gold stealing the spotlight: Historical high of 3364 dollars, immense pressure from capital diversion
Little K's cute commentary:
This market is like Little K's bangs—just when you think it's about to take off, a gust of wind blows it all down boohoo boohoo!
Act Two: The 'Greed Moment' of whales
- Data confirmed: 10-10000 BTC addresses frantically scooping up 53,600 coins (worth 46.6 billion dollars! Enough to buy 100 million cups of milk tea!)
- Position share: Whales control 67.77%, exchange balances at new lows (Little K: Whales are hoarding, retail investors are chopping hands QAQ)
- Operation signal: Buy more as it drops, cost line pressured below 80,000 dollars
Little K's blunt remarks:
Retail investors guess the tops and bottoms, whales bottom-fish~ It’s suggested to tattoo 'sell high, buy low' on the operator's face, and draw Little K's cute whining emoticon! (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Act Three: Institutional giants 'Gods battling'
- Bull Commander: Placeholder predicts BTC will break its previous high within the year
- Bear market godfather: 10xResearch warns this is the 'cycle top'
- Fence-sitters: Matrixport says to wait for the Federal Reserve to signal a dovish stance
Little K whining:
Trusting institutions is not as good as trusting Little K's astrological dice! The truth in the crypto world:
"All analysts' predictions are just to add funds to their milk tea money!"
Operation guide: Q2 survival rules
1, Defensive period: Coinbase is right, don't be reckless before the end of May, Little K hugs knees shivering.gif
2, Bottom-fishing signal: Keep an eye on USDT market cap breaking 100 billion dollars / BTC weekly holding steady at 90,000 (Little K's musings: No buying until 90,000!)
3, Hedging strategy: Hold onto spot, open some long positions in gold, boohoo boohoo hedging the loneliness~
Little K's private sneaky moves:
I've already removed the stop-loss order at 85,000 dollars and replaced it with 'Automatically buy milk tea to calm down if it falls below 80,000 dollars'!
Ultimate soul-searching question:
1. Can this wave reach 100,000 dollars or will it retrace to 60,000? Little K bets a spicy strip!
2. Are you brave enough to bottom-fish altcoins now? (Little K: You go first, I'll follow!)
3. Which exchange do you guess will blow up next? Little K bets a bag of QQ candy it's a certain South Korean exchange!
PS: Don't forget to follow Little K!
