Signalysis
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📌 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗠𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝟭𝟬𝟬,𝟬𝟬𝟬𝘅 𝗼𝗻 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼 𝗣𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗼 (If You’re Broke and Creative)
Step 1: Open your crypto wallet.
Step 2: Realize you only have $2.75 in random coins like $DOGE , $BANANA , and one mysterious token called $MUBARAK .
Step 3: Use the inspect element method to change the numbers. Boom — $275,000 in “crypto holdings.”
Step 4: Screenshot your “portfolio.”
Step 5: Post it on Twitter with the caption: “Just turned $2 into $275K in 2 weeks. Don’t ask how. DYOR.”
Step 6: Wait for DMs from random people asking for tips.
You didn’t make real gains, but you now have 42 new followers, 3 collab offers, and someone wants to send you free $MOONBABY tokens “for exposure.” 😂😂😂
@Signalysis
#DOGE
Step 1: Open your crypto wallet.
Step 2: Realize you only have $2.75 in random coins like $DOGE , $BANANA , and one mysterious token called $MUBARAK .
Step 3: Use the inspect element method to change the numbers. Boom — $275,000 in “crypto holdings.”
Step 4: Screenshot your “portfolio.”
Step 5: Post it on Twitter with the caption: “Just turned $2 into $275K in 2 weeks. Don’t ask how. DYOR.”
Step 6: Wait for DMs from random people asking for tips.
You didn’t make real gains, but you now have 42 new followers, 3 collab offers, and someone wants to send you free $MOONBABY tokens “for exposure.” 😂😂😂
@Signalysis
#DOGE
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