Bought Bitcoin at its peak. Now I’m a peak-level crypto trader.
Just realized my financial plan looks like a Bitcoin chart — straight up at first, then beautifully downhill.
But hey, I’m not just a holder anymore. I’m a spiritually strong holder.
Tip for beginners:
Don’t trust that one friend who says “Buy now, it’s only going up!”
That same friend later says, “I was joking, bro…”
Honestly, crypto teaches more than school. Especially when you watch $100 magically turn into $3.
Stay strong, crypto brothers and sisters.
We’re still going to the moon!
(Or at least to the coffee shop on the corner).
