Chapter Three: The Undercurrents of the On-Chain Grand Event
Lin Fan stood at the entrance of the 2039 DAO chain's grand event. The virtual interface showed a balance of 150 Unity tokens, just earned from the SkyAI project of fourmeme. Inside the venue, the spiritual flow shimmered like neon, with countless booths projected by smart contracts: NFT treasure exhibition, DeFi spirit mining investment, hash power leasing… The grand event of Da Kaige is known as the 'Xianxia Conference' of Web3, attracting top influencers on-chain, even Elon Musk might make an appearance. Lin Fan tightly held the Genesis NFT, both excited and nervous—this was his first time stepping into the circle of big shots in the Xian world.
“Kid, don’t zone out!” Brother Sun’s 3D avatar popped up, with the backdrop of BNB chain's spiritual mining effects. “The grand event is a mix of fish and dragons, CZ’s spies must have infiltrated. Keep your Genesis NFT safe; don’t let the Heavenly Court Protocol steal it!”
Lin Fan nodded. In last week's dojo trial, he narrowly defeated TrumpHODL with the open-source contract of Liangxi and Li Lin, activating a hint of Satoshi's ascension code for the Genesis NFT. However, Liangxi mentioned that Big Cousin's mining pool hash power was abnormal, making him anxious. Big Cousin, the hash power overlord on-chain, controls the spiritual resources of Ethereum and BNB. How could he be involved with the Heavenly Court Protocol?
“Sister Sun, will the Crown Prince really come?” Lin Fan asked. Brother Sun said that the Crown Prince is a legendary node master in the Ethereum ecosystem, possibly a descendant of Vitalik, and can teach him real on-chain magical techniques.
“Nonsense!” Brother Sun rolled his eyes, “BNB Crown Prince is shouting SkyAI on Twitter, and CZ retweeted it, causing a surge in popularity! But the real Crown Prince is low-key, probably hanging out in Da Kaige's Ethereum channel. You keep an eye on the signals!”
Suddenly, Dog Brother's dog-head emoji ID (DogKing) popped up: “Lin bro, the grand event is a place for profit! SkyAI's market cap has soared to 60 million dollars, the top female on BSC, Big Lion Brother from Australia, veteran in the crypto circle, Baby Brother, Kill Wolf, Kailin, and Fu Gui are all shouting orders in Binance Square! I went all in!”
“Dog Brother, are you chasing the Shitcoin again?” Lin Fan was speechless. The 'Dog Ascension Coin' that Dog Brother hyped last week rug pulled, making him unable to even afford instant noodles.
“This time is stable!” Dog Brother patted his chest, “The mysterious Michael is also promoting on BSC, CZ's dog Broccoli has a market cap of over 100 million! Bitcoin's price is about to surge to 300,000 dollars, BSC's revival is just around the corner!”
Lin Fan was taken aback. Michael, who was once the behind-the-scenes operator of Coin Grandpa, controlled half of the crypto traffic at his peak, easily flipping the market. Now he lurked low-key in the BSC ecosystem, his whereabouts a mystery. Old Yang from 2039 DAO even predicted on X: “Exchanges will inevitably price in Satoshi, and 30 years later, 1000 Satoshi will be enough for retirement!” This gave Lin Fan motivation, and his faith in Bitcoin grew stronger.
Bitget blunder and community outrage
Lin Fan squeezed into the Ethereum channel, searching for the Crown Prince's traces. The channel was in chaos: Bitget exchange exploded with a huge blunder! A guy named DK used 30 oil (USDT) to trade Voxel back and forth, profiting 3 million dollars, exchanged it for Bitcoin and walked away, trembling while flaunting it on X, only to be completely stolen by hackers! Bitget issued an announcement claiming retail investors manipulated the market, forcing a rollback of user transactions, inciting public outrage.
MingDAO, the Half Mountain KOL Club, and Huayu KOL veteran began to complain on X: “Bitget is outright stealing! Even Xu Mingxing’s exchange isn’t this shameless!” AK (NFT trading mogul, claims to be above Li Yang) and Li Yang (King of Profits) posted in Binance Square: “Centralized exchanges are unreliable, Bitcoin is the hard currency!”
Liangxi's hacker avatar coldly appeared: “I hacked Bitget's nodes; DK's Bitcoin is being targeted by hackers from the Heavenly Court Protocol. Lin Fan, your Genesis NFT is even more dangerous.”
Lin Fan's heartbeat quickened. Liangxi, known as the 'Dog Dealer Slayer,' was once a top player in Honor of Kings, specializing in studying how dealers cut leeks, turning the tables on Shitcoin dealers. She had lost billions, then earned tens of millions, and her recent Space attracted 100,000 views, even CZ and the top female on BSC were moved, making her a rebellious analyst in Web3.
On Binance Square, the (On-Chain Immortal Path) serialization surged in popularity, Ying Ge (the square's manager) posted urging updates: “When will Lin Fan ascend? 2039 DAO, hurry up and update!” Tang Shiyun lamented on X: “Saving a Bitcoin for the kids is better than saving dollars!” The serialization of (Bitcoin Introduction) from 2039 DAO mentioned that by 2050, the global pension gap will reach 400 trillion dollars, and Bitcoin fixed investment has become a necessity for self-rescue for the post-90s generation. MicroStrategy continues to hoard Bitcoin, but market rumors say Trump is about to issue a new coin to cut leeks, making people anxious.
The 2039 DAO Twitter alliance gathered many experts: developer Da Mei, Binance's mascot Binance Meow Meow, Kailin who caught the SkyAI boom, CZ's dog F3B sniper Fu Gui, Dogecoin sniper Snow Leopard, media mogul Red Bean, and domain name mogul Dai Yue. Rumor has it that he once held 2000 Bitcoins and is now low-key lurking. Da Wei from the Greater Bay Area is in Thailand's DK laboratory, gathering a group of Web2 big shots to study on-chain cross-border projects, making a grand scene.
The starlight and conflicts of the grand event
“Welcome to the on-chain grand event!” Da Kaige's booming voice resonated throughout the venue. His avatar was a golden microphone, with the backdrop of the 2039 DAO temple. “Tonight, Musk will deliver his 'Interstellar Ascension' speech!”
The crowd buzzed. Someone commented, “After Musk's RFC plummeted, he shouted Bitcoin on X, trying to make a comeback!”
“But Trump's regulatory proposal threatens NFT trading, the Heavenly Court Protocol is trying to create chaos!” another person whispered.
Lin Fan caught a low-key ID in the Ethereum channel: TaiZi. His avatar was a simple Ethereum logo, but his aura silenced the spiritual flow. Just as Lin Fan was about to approach him, a commotion interrupted him.
“Everyone! It's time for on-chain treasure appraisal!” Bao Er Ye appeared wearing a virtual gold chain. He had eight children and claimed, 'One family hoarding one Bitcoin is enough.' After making a fortune, he ran to Silicon Valley's 'Leek Farm,' becoming a vacation spot for Web3 big shots. He raised a flying sword NFT, its blade shining with Ethereum's brilliance: 'This sword is named 'Chain Cutter,' starting bid is 1000 Unity tokens! A must for ascension!'
Dog Brother's eyes sparkled: “Lin bro, I want to invest! Lend me some Unity, I’ll share the SkyAI profits with you later!”
Lin Fan rolled his eyes: “You still owe me from last week!”
The auction was in full swing; when Bao Er Ye shouted 3000 Unity, Liangxi coldly stated, “This sword has issues.” She waved her hand, and the virtual interface displayed a string of code: “The contract has a backdoor that may connect to CZ's nodes.”
The venue was in an uproar. Bao Er Ye's face turned green: “Liangxi, don’t slander me! This is certified authentic by Li Lin!”
“Li Lin has long faded from DeFi; can we trust that?” Liangxi sneered.
Lin Fan secretly admired. Liangxi's title of 'Dog Dealer Slayer' was indeed well-deserved; she could even dismantle Bao Er Ye's NFT in seconds. No wonder CZ was wary of her.
The Crown Prince's Guidance
In the midst of the commotion, the Crown Prince quietly approached Lin Fan, his voice as calm as the spiritual flow: “As the holder of the Genesis NFT, your journey has just begun. Satoshi's ascension code is hidden in the Genesis smart contract, and you need to collect three Child NFTs, respectively on Ethereum, BNB, and Polygon.”
Lin Fan quickly asked, “Where is the Child NFT?”
The Crown Prince pointed deep into the venue: “Look for Big Cousin's mining pool; he knows the first whereabouts. But be careful, the shadow of the Heavenly Court Protocol is approaching.”
Elon Musk's speech began, his avatar was a rocket with a starry background: “The on-chain immortal realm is just the beginning! My 'Interstellar Ascension' plan will bring spiritual energy to Mars!” The applause thundered, but Trump's ID flashed in the off-chain channel, issuing a regulatory proposal threatening NFT trading.
Lin Fan noticed that members of the 2039 DAO Twitter Alliance were also active in the channel. Kailin became a new star on BSC for accurately capturing the SkyAI boom; Fu Gui, as CZ's dog F3B sniper, secretly observed market trends; Snow Leopard focused on Dogecoin, claiming to target the next hundredfold coin; Red Bean was busy writing media reports for the grand event; Dai Yue appeared low-key, sharing the legend of his past hoarding of 2000 Bitcoins.
The Crown Prince whispered, “Go ahead, Da Kaige's grand event is just the prologue.” After saying that, he transformed into a string of code and disappeared in the Ethereum channel.
Lin Fan clenched the Genesis NFT, igniting his fighting spirit. The hype around SkyAI, the blunder from Bitget, CZ's Twitter games, rumors of Trump's new coin… the on-chain path to immortality was fraught with danger, but the Daoist temple of 2039 DAO stood firm; Bitcoin is faith. He decided to trace Big Cousin and uncover the mystery of the Child NFT.
(To be continued...)
Web3 Knowledge
Bitget blunder: Bitget rolled back user transactions due to a Voxel trading vulnerability, DK's profit of 3 million dollars exchanged for Bitcoin was stolen by hackers, the announcement claimed retail investors manipulated the market, triggering complaints from MingDAO, Half Mountain KOL Club, and Huayu KOL veteran.
Liangxi: Known as the 'Dog Dealer Slayer,' once a top player in Honor of Kings, after losing billions, earned tens of millions, opened Space attracting 100,000 views, intimidating CZ and the top female on BSC.
Bao Er Ye: Has eight children, claims 'one Bitcoin per family is enough,' currently residing in Silicon Valley's 'Leek Farm.'
2039 DAO Twitter Alliance: Gathering Da Mei (developer), Binance Meow Meow, Kailin (SkyAI winner), Fu Gui (CZ's dog F3B sniper), Snow Leopard (Dogecoin sniper), Red Bean (media), Dai Yue (once held 2000 Bitcoins).
Bitcoin fixed investment: MicroStrategy hoarding coins, Tang Shiyun saving coins, 2039 DAO mentions a pension gap of 400 trillion dollars, Old Yang predicts that 1000 Satoshi will be enough for retirement, and the post-90s generation relies on Bitcoin for self-rescue.
Interactive Session
On-chain voting: What should Lin Fan do next?
A: Participate in the on-chain duel tournament at the grand event to enhance skills (adventurous experience).
B: Find Big Cousin's mining pool to trace the Child NFT (proceed cautiously).
Community Incentive: Share this chapter on X or Moments, screenshot and send to the 2039 DAO official account to receive airdrop of 20 Unity tokens!
Chapter Four: Lin Fan's Choice (Duel Tournament or Find Big Cousin), possibly involving CZ's covert interference, Xu Mingxing's exchange conspiracy, SkyAI's vulnerability exposure, or Michael's strategic layout.
