Wife: “We seriously need to talk about us.”

Me: “Can it wait 15 minutes? I just need to see if Bitcoin bounces off support or completely ruins our retirement plan.”

Wife: “Too late, our marriage already broke that support line.”

Emotional damage: -100%

Portfolio damage: -38% (and counting)

Lesson: Set stop-losses in both crypto and conversations. 😃#FunnyMemes #Binance