#11: Hold to the Afterlife
People say:
"Just HODL, buddy." ✋💎🚀
"Time in the market beats timing the market." ⏳
And I believed them. 🙃
So I bought tokens.
I watch them drop. 📉
I see them drop harder. 📉📉
I watch them drop to the point where I think my wallet needs CPR. 🫠
But do I sell?
NO. 💪
I hold like a true crypto warrior.
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🚑 Current status:
• Portfolio: 90% red 🟥
• Emotional state: 90% denial 😶🌫️
• Long-term vision: Still waiting for 'mass adoption' since 2017 🕰️
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🪙 For example?
I bought $ETH in 2021 at $4,000.
Today?
$1,800.
After 3 years, 17 gray hairs, and 486 sleepless nights…
I have -55% ROI and +100% inner peace. 🧘♂️
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At this point, I'm not just HODLing.
I have spiritually connected with my bags. 🫂
We will go to the grave together. 🪦
They will write 'Diamond Hands' on my tombstone. 🪦💎
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"HODL to the moon.
Or HODL to the museum of extinct traders.” 🛸🪦
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💬 To be honest:
Are you investing… 📈
or emotionally marrying your crypto bags? 🧡📦
Drop a 🪦 if you are still HODLing with pride.
Tag a friend who is turning 'hold until dead' into a lifestyle. 😂
#cryptoL0L $ETH
