TRADER CONFESSIONS
#11: Holding to the Afterlife
Everyone says:
“Just HODL, bro.” ✋💎🚀
“Time in the market beats timing the market.” ⏳
And I believed them. 🙃
So I bought tokens.
I watched them dip. 📉
I watched them dip harder. 📉📉
I watched them dip so hard I thought my wallet needed CPR. 🫠
But did I sell?
NO. 💪
I held like a true crypto warrior.
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🚑 Current Status:
• Portfolio: 90% red 🟥
• Emotional state: 90% denial 😶🌫️
• Long-term vision: Still waiting for “mass adoption” since 2017 🕰️
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🪙 Example?
I bought $ETH in 2021 at $4,000.
Today?
$1,800.
After 3 years, 17 gray hairs, and 486 sleepless nights…
I have -55% ROI and +100% inner peace. 🧘♂️
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At this point, I’m not just HODLing.
I’m spiritually bonded to my bags. 🫂
We’re going to the grave together. 🪦
They’re putting “Diamond Hands” on my tombstone. 🪦💎
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“HODL to the moon.
Or HODL to the museum of extinct traders.” 🛸🪦
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💬 Be honest:
Are you investing… 📈
or emotionally married to your crypto bags? 🧡📦
Drop a 🪦 if you’re still HODLing with pride.
Tag a friend who’s turning “hold to die” into a lifestyle. 😂
