Cryptocurrency Trading: How Not to Become a Poor Meme

Cryptocurrency trading is like playing chess with a cat: it seems like something is happening, but in the end, the pieces are scattered, and you ask yourself why you started.

Imagine this: you open the Bitcoin chart, see a red candle — and you already feel your wallet mourning. A minute later — a green candle, and you're seriously planning to buy a Lamborghini (or at least an electric scooter).

Key principles for beginner traders:

1. "Bought at the highs — sold at the lows"

A classic. If you haven't done this yet — you're either a newbie or a bot.

2. DYOR (Do Your Own Research)

Or as we call it — "read two tweets and believed in a miracle."

3. HODL

Originally a misspelling of "hold," but now it's a philosophy of life. Even if the coin has dropped by 99%, a true HODLer holds on. And cries.

4. FOMO and FUD

FOMO — fear of missing out. FUD — fear of everything that moves. Both feelings are beautifully combined in a mid-level trader.

A final piece of advice:

Don't invest more than you are willing to lose. And remember: trading is not investing; it's an emotional rollercoaster, just without a seatbelt.

And if everything has burned down — you can always say it was a "long-term plan for the metaverse."