🚨 "TRUMP VS. POWELL: THE ECONOMIC SHOWDOWN THAT COULD MAKE ETHEREUM SOAR OR CRASH!"**
*"When Trump calls inflation ‘fake news,’ Powell hikes rates. Crypto? Instant chaos 🌀"*
### 🔥 TWO ECONOMIC KINGS, ONE BATTLEFIELD**
1️⃣ TRUMP: "THE FED IS THE PROBLEM!"
- "Jerome Powell is America’s worst enemy since TikTok!"* — Trump raging as high rates trigger crypto flash crashes.
- Trump’s 2024 Plan: Slash rates, print more dollars → *Crypto pump?* But inflation could devour ETH if overdone.
2️⃣ **POWELL: "WE’RE NOT HERE TO BABYSIT MARKETS!"**
- Fed stays hawkish → Rates rise → Investors flee to safe havens (USD, bonds). Ethereum? Might dump like Black Friday merch.
- But… if Powell turns dovish? ETH could rocket to $3K!
### 🤡 MEME ANALYSIS: ETHEREUM IN THE CROSSFIRE**
ETH if Powell hikes rates: 💀
Me: Buy the dip, sell the FOMO. Life’s simple 🧘♂️"
"Vitalik: The Merge is done!
Markets: BUT POWELL’S ON A RAMPAGE!!!
ETH: 😶🌫️"
