#TrumpVsPowell

“#TrumpVsPowell: The Rate Showdown”

In a smoky backroom of the Fed, Jerome Powell adjusted his tie. Across the table, Trump slammed down a Diet Coke.

“You raise 'em again, Jay, and I’ll tweet you into oblivion.”

Powell didn’t flinch. “Inflation doesn’t care about tweets.”

Outside, markets trembled. Bitcoin spiked. Gold twitched. The dollar held its breath.

Trump leaned in. “You cut rates, I win the election.”

Powell sipped water. “I protect the economy. Not your campaign.”

A pause.

Then Trump grinned. “I’ll see you on Truth Social.”