“Woke up bullish… $BTC already pumped without me. Again.”
Every time I sleep, $BTC decides it’s time to fly.
Charts are green. My wallet? Still red.
My game plan? Cry, then buy.
Let’s settle this like real degens:
POLL:
What’s your trading move today?
A) 🧊 Buying the dip
B) 🚀 Riding the breakout
C) 🫡 Holding since 2021
D) 🤡 I sold yesterday…
Drop your favorite bag in the comments with a $ — let’s see who’s holding what!
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