Bitcoin Just Woke Up — And It’s Bringing the Altcoin Army with It
POV: You sold your Bitcoin at $40K thinking it topped out. Now it’s at $80K and your group chat is roasting you.
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Bitcoin Be Like: “I’m Not Done Yet.”
$BTC just said “new all-time high? Bet.” And now it’s sprinting like it heard the vending machine at $100K is about to close.
Charts are greener than your ex’s envy. And let’s be real — if this isn’t a bull market, then what is?
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Meanwhile, Altcoins Are Like…
• $ETH: “Wait for me, bro! I got smart contracts and vibes!”
• $SOL: “I fixed my network issues, I swear. I’m fast now!”
• $BNB: “Built different since launch. And still stacking blocks.”
This isn’t just a Bitcoin solo concert — it’s turning into Altcoin Coachella.
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What’s Causing This Madness?
• Institutions buying more $BTC than miners can supply. (BlackRock out here eating up the dip like it’s sushi.)
• Bitcoin halving said: “Lemme just cut that supply real quick.”
• Retail investors: “Hey, didn’t crypto die last year?”
Crypto: “Surprise, mf.”
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Should You FOMO?
Yes… but responsibly.
Do:
• Dollar-cost average (aka buy the dip… and maybe the rip).
• Diversify (don’t go all in on meme coins… unless it’s for the memes).
• Take profits (or at least buy yourself something nice when you 2x).
Don’t:
• Sell your kidney for $PEPE.
• Buy because your cousin’s barber said “this altcoin is the next BTC.”
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Final Thoughts
This might be the bull run. The one your future self brags about.
The one where you either made it… or made memes about missing it.
Either way — strap in, it’s gonna be wild.
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