$SOL $SOL A pig 🐽 lies in a puddle of warm mud, grunting with pleasure. Suddenly, it hears a commotion in the distance: "Solana! Solana is taking off! Tusemun!".

The pig lifts its snout from the mud, lazily opens its eyes, and mutters:

* What is this "Solana"? What is flying again? The main thing is that nothing falls on my mud.

An excited rooster runs by:

* Why are you lying here, Fluffy? There is such a rise! Everyone is buying up $SOL! You need to urgently invest your acorns!

The pig dips its snout back into the mud:

* Oh, just forget you... and your "rises". Yesterday one "crypto" was flying to the moon, today it’s lying in the mud, worse than me. And my mud - it’s stable. Warm, cozy, and no "tusemun" with sharp drops. The main thing is that it doesn’t rain, or it will wash away all my "investment". So you all can lie with your "Solana", and I’ll just stay here. I have my own "staking" - all day in the mud, and no "gas fees"! Oink! $NOT