Crypto trader in 2025:
📉 -10%: “It's just a correction, everything is under control.”
📉 -20%: “I'll buy more. DCA, baby!”
📉 -40%: “It's a conspiracy, the market makers are to blame!”
📈 +5%: “I told you so! Diamond hands!”
📈 +10%: “Halving — unstoppable, we're heading for $1M!”
Moral:
Trader is not a profession, it's a state of soul.
Want stability — go play chess.
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$BTC
