😱🔥🚨 ELON MUSK JUST BLEW UP $29 BILLION IN 60 MINUTES! 🚨😱
**💥 TWEET APOCALYPSE:** Elon Musk fired off a reckless tweet hinting that Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim had cartel ties. **BIG MISTAKE.**
**☠️ INSTANT PAYBACK:** Within **FIVE MINUTES**, Slim **TORPEDOED** all Starlink deals in Latin America—**COSTING MUSK $7 BILLION ON THE SPOT!**
**🌎 DOMINO EFFECT:** One hour later, Slim **DROPPED THE HAMMER**, shifting his **$22 BILLION** future Starlink projects to **CHINESE & EUROPEAN RIVALS** instead.
**🔥 MUSK’S NUCLEAR BLUNDER:**
✔️ **Lost his top LatAm partner in 25 countries**
✔️ **Handed China & Europe a $22B golden ticket**
✔️ **Weakened U.S. influence in the region**
**🚀 BOTTOM LINE:** A single impulsive tweet just **ERASED $29B**, sabotaged American business, and **POWERED UP CHINA**.
**🤯 WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?**