#PowellRemarks

Every time Powell opens his mouth, Wall Street suits freak out — and crypto? It moons or bleeds. There’s no in-between. This isn’t just macro economics 101. This is LEVEL-UP YOUR BAG STRATEGY TIME.

Here’s the playbook:

* Dovish Powell = Possible Pump

If the Fed eases up? ETH, BTC, SOL — they could RIP. Alt season might even sneak in through the back door.

• Hawkish Powell = Brace for Dip City

Rate hikes? Inflation panic? Yeah, that’s when you DCA like a ninja or sit tight with your USDC.