$TRUMP has been glued to $17 like it's stuck with superglue — for a whole month now!
Trump already swallowed half the world's dollars, and now just a few folks are left hoping for some gains. But let’s be real — Trump’s not losing a thing.
If he already cashed out 98% of the money, tossing 2% back to the crowd is just part of the show.
The real losers? The ones who just got the middle finger from $TRUMP — and didn’t even see it coming!
Welcome to the Trumpomics circus 🎪
Winners take crumbs, Trump takes the bakery 💸
Hold tight, or he might give you a “special” handshake too 🖕
