#PowellRemarks Sure! Here's a cleaner and more polished version of that with the same vibe, just a bit more refined:

Alright, here’s the scoop — Jerome Powell, the head of the Federal Reserve, just dropped some classic central banker lines again. But if you were really tuned in (not just half-watching while scrolling TikTok), you might’ve picked up on the subtle signals. Something’s definitely in the works.

He threw around terms like “soft landing,” “inflation expectations,” and “data-dependent.” Translation? He’s keeping a calm front, but if you read between the lines, there’s a hint: rate cuts could be on the horizon. And if that happens… the crypto crowd better be paying close attention.

Want it to sound more formal? Or keep it edgy?