Blockchain · One-Click Shell Change Technique】

At 10 AM, EOS renamed Vaulta held a conference:

"We are not running away! It’s a strategic upgrade!"

Someone shouted: "What about the 4.1 billion EOS owed from before?"

The CEO took out his phone: "Wait a moment, my Web3 bank WiFi disconnected"

In the afternoon, the official website posted a notice:

"For all EOS-related issues, please send to the deactivated old email"

At 2 AM, former EOS users discovered:

The three letters "EOS" on the official website turned into *

Customer service automated reply added a new rule:

"Each time the old name is mentioned, the redemption queue is delayed by 100,000 people"