#CongressTradingBan TRUMP DROPPED A BOMB: NO TRADING FOR CONGRESS??

Alright, fam… we got some wild political alpha straight from the orange man himself — Trump just said Congress should be BANNED from trading stocks AND crypto. Yep. FULL STOP. No more moon bags, no more insider alpha. Just vibes and governance.

Let’s break it down like you’re scrolling TikTok at 2am: