#CongressTradingBan #CongressTradingBan At a closed meeting, congressmen gather. One pulls out a huge sandwich with sausage. The other, surprised:

— Wow, did you really make some extra money on insider trading again?

The first one, with a sly smile:

— No way, now there’s #CongressTradingBan! No stock manipulation. Everything is honest — savings from my salary.

The third one, smirking:

— Did your salary really cover such luxury? Or did you invest your entire pension in sausage?

The first one takes a bite, chewing: