#CongressTradingBan The congressmen meet for a secret session. One pulls out a huge salami sandwich. The other looks on enviously:

* Where does all this wealth come from? Did you win again with insider information?

The first one smiles cunningly:

* No, now there is #TradeBanInCongress! No more speculation with stocks. Everything is my savings from an honest salary.

The third congressman makes a skeptical sound:

* Honest salary for a salami like that? Did you invest your entire pension in that?

The first one bites a piece of salami and says contentedly:

* No, I just found a loophole. The ban is only for stocks. And who will stop me from buying... future salami products? I heard that pork prices are going to rise soon...