#BitcoinWithTariffs

"they’re "thinking about putting tariffs on Bitcoin and I have questions.

Like… is customs gonna stop my crypto at the border?

"Sir, this Bitcoin looks suspiciously untaxed."

"It's a digital asset, officer."

"Yeah, and my ex was emotionally available. Move along."

Next thing you know I’m smuggling BTC in a USB stick sewn into my jacket like it’s the Cold War.

Look, I’m just trying to buy my overpriced NFT monkey in peace. Don’t make this harder than it needs to be.

Anyway, if my Bitcoin gets taxed, I’m switching to Dogecoin. That one feels too chaotic to regulate.

#CryptoLife #TariffMeNot #BitcoinProblems #JustTryingToHODL