#DiversifyYourAssets They said, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket." So I bought BTC, ETH, SOL, DOGE, PEPE, and... OM.

Now I just have six red bags instead of one.

Diversification is great, until you realize you just multiplied your anxiety.

Every night I check prices like I'm watching six kids in a burning house.

And somehow, all of them are mooning... in the opposite direction.

But hey, at least I didn't go all-in on FTT.

That's called risk management, bro.