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OM Coin Crashed the Moment I Bought It… RIP My Portfolio 🤦♂️📉
Welp, it’s official…
The second I hit “Buy” on OM Coin, the chart decided it was time to hold a memorial service.
No more hype, no more pumps—just a sea of red and shattered dreams.
OM Coin really said:
“Appreciate the funds. Now prepare for the downfall.”
I didn’t just invest—I committed. I believed.
And in return? Total betrayal.
It’s now flatter than a soda left out overnight.
Beep… beep… silence.
Next time I even think about buying a coin, I’ll issue a public evacuation alert.
That way, everyone else can cash out before the nosedive.
Raise your hand if:
✋ You’ve bought the absolute top
😂 Your coin retired as soon as you joined
⛔ You’re boycotting buys till the next bull cycle
Crypto is chaos—but my portfolio is currently on life support.
Stay strong out there, fam.