Last Friday, U.S. Customs suddenly announced: "All phones and computers are exempt from tariffs!" Just as tech giants were about to pop the champagne, Secretary of Commerce Raimondo jumped in to pour cold water: "Don't get too excited; this is just a stay of execution! Next month, a dedicated tariff on semiconductors will be waiting!" This move is comparable to a dealer causing a short squeeze before a big rally—you think the good news has landed, but actually, they're sharpening their scythes. Trump was even more ruthless, tweeting a follow-up: "Tariff exemptions? Not happening! This is called 'changing the name of the same old vegetables!'" Those in the crypto space understood instantly: it turns out tariffs are just like altcoins; change the name, and you can cut again!