Crypto Drama: HODL vs Short
Girl 1: “BTC’s heading to the moon! I’m HODLing!”
Girl 2: “Moon? I’m shorting that thing before it crashes!”
Now they’re beefing over one coin like it’s the last slice of pizza.
One’s dreaming Lambos, the other’s eyeing dips.
Team Rocket or Team HODL? Choose your fighter!
