#美国半导体关税 maga

On the day Trump announced global tariffs, the basement of the White House was instantly filled with Chinese washing machines being purchased by people all over America. This blonde Twitter warrior seemed to transform into the "Tariff Thanos," snapping his fingers to send Amazon product prices soaring, scaring economists into changing careers overnight to sell goods at street stalls. When the Canadian Prime Minister received the steel and aluminum tariff bill, he silently took out a bottle of maple syrup to prepare for barter; German car executives worked overnight to install invisible cloaks on BMWs, attempting to smuggle them into the country. The worst off were American farmers, forced to learn how to use soybeans as currency, trying to realize a "bean standard economy" at the local convenience store. Even the Statue of Liberty quietly swapped its torch for a calculator, frantically calculating the psychological shadow area hit by retaliatory tariffs from various countries. This global trade war ultimately evolved into a staring contest of "whoever blinks first loses," while Trump continued to post memes on Twitter declaring "Tariffs, make America great again!"—until he discovered that his red tie label read "Made in China." $ETH