Brothers, look at this, it’s even more magical than the lights in Dongguan nightclubs!

Da Bing dances with the US stock market during the day, but turns his face against it at night.

It just reached 86,000 dollars yesterday, and then it dropped to 83,000 overnight.

Are the traders taking drugs collectively?

It’s more exciting than cracking down on pornography!

The impotent cross star on the daily chart,

It's just like being squeezed dry by an ex-girlfriend.

I want to be hard but I can't, and I want to be soft but I'm unwilling to do so.

MACD's JB is hovering near the zero axis.

MA20 This belt has just been tied,

The two Five Finger Mountains of MA60 and MA120 are so heavy that even Monkey King is crying out for help.

To me, the number 93,000 is like the mainstay of Club 888.

It can be seen but not touched. You have to wait until the dealer finishes drinking Remy Martin before anything can happen.

The counterfeit ones are even worse, they have fallen so badly that even their own mothers can’t recognize them.

Those shitty meme coins on the chain,

Now we don't use the "three days a hundred times" routine anymore.

It's become PUA! What is the "Diamond Hand Reward"?

Translated into human language, it means "Trap you idiots to death, don't even think about escaping!"

These dog dealers have evolved 108 ways to cut leeks

Yesterday, Defi had a brief comeback: BSC chain faked its death

lista, the old zombie, suddenly jumped up.

I heard that they are going to do a PY transaction with Trump’s fake project WLFI.

This plot is very similar to the transformation of "regular foot bath" after the crackdown on pornography.

It's obviously just changing the name and continuing to sell.

What the hell is USDI stablecoin? Stability is your uncle!

Haven’t you had enough of last year’s LUNA scandal?

Then the public chain is doing pornographic things, and Layer, this bitch, changes his posture again

This woman played with Sol staking two years ago and hardware acceleration last year.

This year, we will directly lie on the bed of SVM blockchain.

The prices are rising rapidly, but the technical route is changing more frequently than a girl in Dongguan changing her boss.

The leeks are still rushing in foolishly, do they really think they are the VIPs of Dongguan Prince Hotel?

The funniest thing is the 18 billion tragedy staged by OM.

This play made even the big shot with prostatitis laugh out loud!

The market value of 18 billion yuan disappeared in an instant, and it fell directly from a top club to a street-side hair salon.

The dealer's harvesting method is more efficient than the anti-pornography police during the crackdown.

Those stupid Vs who boasted about "1,000x coin" before,

He is probably being beaten with electric batons in Cambodia now!

Once the market changes, Meme coins will go crazy.

RFC, this bastard, is also vying for the top spot.

This Dogecoin can reach a market value of 100 million just by Musk farting.

The dealer holds 30% of the chips, which is like holding the power over a young lady.

Wintermute, the market maker, is also a cunning person.

Are the investors still looking forward to the listing on Coinbase?

It seems to me that they are preparing to smash the chips in your face the moment the exchange opens!

Now there are two products, Fartcoin and RFC, on the SOL chain.

One farts and the other wipes shit, a perfect match!

Looking at the current trend of the pie,

It is very similar to the ISO service process in Dongguan. 86000 means the foreplay has just ended.

83000 is the half-time break, and then either you score twice or surrender.

Yesterday the daily line closed above 82,800, which is almost the same as saying to a lady, "One more shot."

Now let’s talk about this crap Ether. The hurdle of 1670 is harder than getting a temporary residence permit in Shenzhen!

Every time I reach 1669, I become impotent. I deserve to be cuckolded by Dabing.

If the support level of 1535 is broken, you will be sent directly to the morgue without even having to call 120.

The Bollinger Bands are sagging, just like a prostitute with a loose belt while receiving customers.

The tariff policy is even more interesting, changing three times a day.

The Golden Lion King just said on Wednesday, "Brothers from the Celestial Empire, come and give me a kiss."

On Friday, he changed his words to "I want to collect protection money."

Tariff exemption is like fried rice noodles at night market.

If you say add eggs, then add eggs. If you say not to add them, even the chopped green onions will be picked out for you.

The capital market has been turned into a streetwalker.

As soon as I took off my pants, I heard the sirens.

And the Hong Kong dollar's defense line of 7.75 is even more fragile than the walls of a village in the city.

The bosses at the Monetary Authority of Singapore are probably counting money with cigars in their mouths now.

Just waiting for someone who is blind to run into the gun. If you ask me,

This wave of strong appreciation of the Hong Kong dollar is the foreplay of Dongguan's big tap to release water.

The leeks, quickly prepare your basins to receive the money!

In addition to the strong appreciation of the Hong Kong dollar, the Federal Reserve is also flirting with the market.

The old foxes of the Federal Reserve blinked.

The pancake is so hard that it can pierce the sky!

"Be ready to rescue the market at any time" translates to

"My money printing press is already preheated."

What’s the next $100k?

150,000 is not the final destination.

The big sharks feel that liquidity is an aphrodisiac.

Da Bing immediately became Dongguan's top brand.

Traditional assets have to kneel down and call us daddy.

Brothers, remember the position of 88,000.

If you stand firm, you will be the price of a rich woman in Dongguan.

If it falls below that, it will be the price of a fast food meal in the urban village at 50 yuan.

If you don’t plan now, are you going to wait to go to the Dongguan Electronics Factory to screw in screws?

The specific operation idea is: if 83,000 is not broken, it will be considered as Dongguan health care.

If it falls below 82800, just run away.

Don't wait for the anti-pornography police to come and add more time to break 86,000.

The target is to go straight to the 888 Presidential Suite.

If the ether is above 1600, just watch it as a small pink light in Dongguan

If it falls below 1550, call the police immediately.

Want to buy at the bottom? Go to the urban village to experience 50 yuan love first

Meme coin = Dongguan streetwalkers, must pull up their pants and run before dawn,

Zhuanggu = Dongguan honey trap, enter and be prepared to come out naked,

New public chain = newly opened club in Dongguan, free for the first three days, then you have to cut your kidneys.

This wave of market is similar to the recovery of Dongguan after the crackdown on prostitution.

Pretending to be serious on the surface, but secretly turbulent.

The market is likely to enter a period of volatility.

At this stage, what we are competing for is not the technology, but who has the bigger bladder and can hold urine!

When those grandsons all cut off their meat and went to the electronics factory to screw screws,

Let's just wait for the young models in the club to go all in!
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