To the crypto market's retail investors, today I’ll tell you some hard truths. Those who can thrive in the crypto world and cut the dog owners into pieces are of a certain destiny, starting from metaphysics. After reading, don’t get too excited, the rooftop wind is strong, be careful not to strain your back!

1. Food Injury Generates Wealth Pattern: Crypto Ascending Monkey

Bing Ding Fire Day Master:

You guys are like the Trisolarans in the crypto world! While others look at K-line charts like they're reading an ECG, you look at them like they're thrilling adult movies. The year 2025 is a year of strong Yi Si Fire, directly going all-in on AI Dogecoin might be a good choice, but remember to first offer incense to the Buddha. When you encounter 'Shen You Metal' in the annual cycle, be careful of a market crash, instantly turning from 'King of the Bull Market' to 'Prisoner of the Bull Market'.

Geng Xin Metal Day Master:

Calm as a refrigerator, playing contract leverage smoother than Russian roulette. But remember, when the Seven Killers luck comes, you need to run faster than Liu Xiang, or just wait to turn from 'Crypto Cold Front' to 'Rooftop Frozen Meat'.

2. Partial Wealth Exposed: Human-shaped Pixiu Spirit

Wu Ji Earth Day Master:

Your destiny can be described in two words—able to hoard! When Bitcoin drops to one-tenth, you still dare to increase your position, while others are crying out. You’re laughing like a pig. In 2025, Yi Si Fire generates Earth, I suggest changing your bank card password to 'ToTheMoon'. But be careful of wealth being snatched away, if the neighbor Wang calls you to go all-in on Zoo Coin, block him immediately for your safety!

Jia Wood Day Master:

Don't think that just because you are 'Eastern Blue Dragon' you can act recklessly! In 2025, the double Si Fire will roast you until you’re crisp on the outside and tender on the inside. When playing DeFi, remember to buy insurance for your wallet, otherwise you’ll turn from 'Blockchain Jack Ma' into 'Leader of the Beggar Gang' in no time.

3. Seven Killers Transforming Authority: Contract Suicide Squad

Ren Gui Water Day Master:

In ancient times, your fate would make you a suicide squad pioneer! While others are crying out in liquidation, you can still post on social media saying 'Paid tuition, family!' In 2025, Yi Wood as the officer matches the seal, I suggest doing 'Metaphysical Hedging'—worship the God of Wealth with your left hand, wear obsidian on your right hand, and once you see 'Uranus Retrograde', immediately close your position!

4. Special Pattern: Rich or Dead, Two Choices

From the Child Pattern Player:

You are the crazy and beautiful people in the crypto world! In a bear market, you play dead like a mummy, and in a bull market, you go crazy to the point that even dog owners are afraid. But in the year 2025 Yi Si, be careful of 'Breaking the Pattern'—a dog picture from Musk can make you go all-in, I suggest installing an (Avalokiteshvara Mantra) app on your phone for auto-looping.

Inflammation Fire Kid:

Wearing mink in the dog days of summer is exactly you! If SOL rises, chase SOL; if SHIB rises, nibble on SHIB. But when the year encounters 'Hai Water', cash out immediately, or the VIP card on the rooftop will directly renew for ten years.

Old Investor's Advice

See the words '100x Coin'? I suggest you silently chant 'I don't deserve it' three times; this thing has a lower probability than an ex coming back!

KOL's call for 'Guaranteed Profits'? Check if they just bought a seaside property and are short of retail investors to fill their mortgage!

Want to make a comeback in the year 2025 Yi Si? Remember the three-piece set: Obsidian to ward off evil, yellow citrine for attracting wealth, and weld the rooftop railing shut!

Finally, I'll share a family saying: There are no eternal big shots in the crypto world, only eternally old sixes. No matter how strong your fate is, you can’t withstand the dog owners' midnight needle. Remember—living is the only DPS. Don’t be like me back then going all-in on EOS; now I treat instant noodles as advertising for Binance!