$BTC

Why did Bitcoin go to therapy? It had too many emotional ups and downs! It kept telling its therapist: "One minute I'm on top of the world, the next I'm falling harder than a dial-up connection!" The therapist suggested meditation, but Bitcoin just kept checking its price every five seconds. It turns out its anxiety wasn't about the market; it was just afraid of missing a good drop. It finally found peace...in a hardware wallet, away from temptation.