#DiversifyYourAssets Title: I Put All My Eggs in One Blockchain… Then a Bunny Rugged Me.

True story. I diversified my diet—kale, coffee, chaos. But my crypto? All in one memecoin named “RUGZILLA.” Don’t be like me. Diversify your assets like you’d diversify your playlist—some Beethoven, some trap, some AI-generated jazz. Stocks, stables, NFTs of a dancing banana with economic insights—go crazy, but go wide. Because when one chain crashes, another pumps. It’s like dating the entire metaverse to avoid heartbreak. Keep your assets multi-chain, multi-verse, and multi-mad. Safety is sexy. And a well-diversified portfolio? That’s crypto couture.