Argentina’s tax authority now wants your public keys—because nothing says "financial transparency" like handing over the digital equivalent of your front door lock to a government that couldn’t secure a lunch order. 🗝️ The best part?

Zero guarantees your data won’t end up in the hands of hackers, sketchy officials, or that one guy who still thinks Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme. So, while you’re dutifully reporting your crypto holdings, maybe also start practicing your "I told you so" for when this backfires spectacularly.

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