#StopLossStrategies

Me: “I don’t need a stop-loss, I’ll just watch the chart.”

Also me: goes to make a sandwich, comes back to financial ruin.

So now I’ve upgraded:

Stop-loss at 10% = “Mild regret”

20% = “Questioning my life choices”

30% = “Therapy sounds nice”

No stop-loss = “See you on r/WallStreetBets with a meme and a prayer.”

Remember, a stop-loss doesn’t stop the pain, but it does stop the poverty spiral.

Set it, forget it, then pretend you're a responsible adult.

#stoplossstratergies – because watching red candles should be optional, not a lifestyle.