$BTC BTC: When Crypto Meets Comedy

Bitcoin: the digital rollercoaster where “HODL” is both a strategy and a cry for help. One day you’re sipping champagne, planning your moon mansion; the next, you’re Googling “how to eat a USB wallet.” Memecoins? More like meme-cons—your portfolio swings faster than a TikTok trend.

Remember when “to the moon” meant Elon’s tweets, not your life savings? Now, every dip has you muttering, “It’s just a sale!” while sweating through your “Bitcoin Pizza Day” T-shirt. Pro tip: If your crypto app crashes, just assume you’re rich—denial is cheaper than therapy.

And who needs Netflix? Watch your portfolio’s thriller series: *Squid Game 2: Altcoin Edition*. Final episode: you either retire or start a YouTube channel titled “I Survived Crypto Winter (Still Frostbitten).”

HODL responsibly. Or don’t. 🤷♂️🚀