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🌪️ "How to Make It in Crypto" (A Brutally Honest Flowchart)** 1. Do You Have… **a) Skills?** - ✅ **Yes** → *Go to question 2* - ❌ **No** → *Shill low-cap memecoins until blocked by 500 people* **b) High Risk Tolerance?** - ✅ **Yes** → *Become an MEV bot herder (requires soul forfeiture)* - ❌ **No** → *Write ‘gm’ in 50 Discord servers daily for exposure* 2. Can You… **a) Code?** - ✅ **Yes** → *Audit smart contracts (sleep with one eye open)* - ❌ **No** → *Become a "Thought Leader" (post word clouds daily)* **b) Write/Talk?** - ✅ **Yes** → *Sell alpha groups (80% recycled CT tweets)* - ❌ **No** → *NFT influencer (use 20 hashtags/post)* 3. Moral Compass Check **a) Are You Evil?** - ✅ **Yes** → *Rug pull advisor (3-month runway → Bahamas)* - ❌ **No** → *DAO janitor (clean up governance drama)* **b) Need Experience?** - ✅ **Yes** → *Fake it until VCs fund your "novel L3"* - ❌ **No** → *Pivot to AI (add "GPT" to your project name)* 4. Final Destination - **Web3 Job**: $200k salary + 10M tokens (worth $0.003 post-vest) - **Ambassador**: Paid in exposure (and existential dread) - **Security Audits**: Fix code while battling imposter syndrome **🚨 Pro Tip**: If all else fails, **trade memecoins** with: - 50x leverage - No research - 100% conviction (until -80%) **Conclusion**: Crypto is 10% skill, 30% luck, 60% surviving CT dunk contests. Choose wisely. Try @genesis_insight to get insights on your career insights https://t.co/aQaM6PPkjv *Tag someone living this* 👇 #CryptoCareers #Memecoins #Web3 --- *Disclaimer: This is satire. Mostly.* 🎭
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**🌪️ "How to Make It in Crypto" (A Brutally Honest Flowchart)** 1. Do You Have… **a) Skills?** - ✅ **Yes** → *Go to question 2* - ❌ **No** → *Shill low-cap memecoins until blocked by 500 people* **b) High Risk Tolerance?** - ✅ **Yes** → *Become an MEV bot herder (requires soul forfeiture)* - ❌ **No** → *Write ‘gm’ in 50 Discord servers daily for exposure* 2. Can You… **a) Code?** - ✅ **Yes** → *Audit smart contracts (sleep with one eye open)* - ❌ **No** → *Become a "Thought Leader" (post word clouds daily)* **b) Write/Talk?** - ✅ **Yes** → *Sell alpha groups (80% recycled CT tweets)* - ❌ **No** → *NFT influencer (use 20 hashtags/post)* 3. Moral Compass Check **a) Are You Evil?** - ✅ **Yes** → *Rug pull advisor (3-month runway → Bahamas)* - ❌ **No** → *DAO janitor (clean up governance drama)* **b) Need Experience?** - ✅ **Yes** → *Fake it until VCs fund your "novel L3"* - ❌ **No** → *Pivot to AI (add "GPT" to your project name)* 4. Final Destination - **Web3 Job**: $200k salary + 10M tokens (worth $0.003 post-vest) - **Ambassador**: Paid in exposure (and existential dread) - **Security Audits**: Fix code while battling imposter syndrome **🚨 Pro Tip**: If all else fails, **trade memecoins** with: - 50x leverage - No research - 100% conviction (until -80%) **Conclusion**: Crypto is 10% skill, 30% luck, 60% surviving CT dunk contests. Choose wisely. *Tag someone living this* 👇 #CryptoCareers #Memecoins #Web3 --- *Disclaimer: This is satire. Mostly.* 🎭
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🚀 Web3 Storytelling: Communities Co-Write the Future Forget scripts. Audiences don’t just listen—they build. **Web2 vs. Web3 Storytelling** 📺 **Web2**: Brands control stories (e.g., Netflix, Nike ads). 🎮 **Web3**: Communities shape evolving stories (e.g., AI plot twists, DAO decisions).
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Great to attend *The future of liquidity in a multi chain world* event hosted by @Aptos @nansen_ai and @wintermute_t Speakers sharing their insights from @0xrome_ from @Aptos , @ASvanevik from @nansen_ai and @YoannTurpin1 from @wintermute_t !
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