"CryptoTariffDrop", Economic Comedy
Trump drops tariffs like bombs, Bitcoin falls like someone who jumped without a parachute, and the "crypto bros" go from boasting to crying. Suddenly, the tariffs are suspended, and the market rises 7.7%, with XRP jumping 11% like a child getting candy. The irony? Inevitable. The lesson? Cryptocurrencies are not as decentralized as they claim, as one policy can shake them. Enjoy the crazy dance of prices, but don't rely on it for survival in a storm, or you might find yourself holding a leaky umbrella under a rain of tariffs.
