1️⃣ AV Actress and@CZ
The venue is bustling with people, suddenly the crowd bursts into a roar, everyone rushes in one direction
I, who pride myself on being experienced in attending conferences, am convinced that an AV actress is making an appearance, but this level of excitement is unprecedented for me
Could it be Yua Mikami? I mumble to myself
Suddenly someone shouts 'CZCZ' and I realize what's happening
From a distance, I catch a glimpse of CZ making a dazzling golden entrance, a warm current rises from my abdomen, my legs go weak and I almost kneel down; it turns out the stories of instant enlightenment are not false
From selling low-value goods to hitting rock bottom, the neon lights of the past flash before my eyes, I am determined to turn over a new leaf and start anew
2️⃣ KOL and Number Tags
Time rewinds a bit earlier, breaking through the layers of BNB scrutiny, I finally squeeze into the venue entrance, the staff ask me to find a sticker that matches my category
'Financial Blogger'? 'Writer'? My face turns red as I look like I'm about to reveal my secret, in a panic I clutch a sticker that says either Dalit or KOL, and I slip away
On the way, I was frequently stopped and questioned because of the KOL sticker, especially when I revealed my 18k followers account, I could visibly see the other person's smile stiffen
In that moment, I hated myself for not having brought 100k fake followers
3️⃣ Sandwich and Chocolate
To be honest, I also stood on my tiptoes looking for something, but unlike others looking for CZ, I was looking for sandwiches; I had heard there would be free food at the conference, so I purposely starved myself for three days before coming
Navigating through the crowded venue, I pretended to be serious while actually scanning every corner
I was disappointed, it seems the chill of the market has reached the food level, in a daze I caught sight of something in the conference's complimentary tote bag
When I took it out, it turned out to be emergency chocolate prepared by the organizers for people like me
Wow, the organizers are really thoughtful; I feel so foolish for not thinking of this
4️⃣ General Kong and Gained Weight
From afar, I saw General Kong and Vito chatting happily, I pushed through the crowd, straining to get my head out
'General... General Kong! I'm Beyond… we met in Changsha!'
General Kong warmly and firmly took my hand, speaking earnestly
'Haha (wealthy tone) Beyond, I remember you; you've gained weight'
Flattered and speechless, tears welled up in my eyes
Speaking of gaining weight, many outsiders have said the same about me, the common narrative is that I've gotten fat from eating too much, little do they know I’ve been left with a bloated face from losses in the dog trading market
5️⃣ Identifying Features and Good Looks
I look for people based on identifying features, like AA's red hair, Andy's gold-rimmed glasses, or Ji's gmgn hoodie
I thought everyone would be like me, if not down and out, at least weathered, but unexpectedly everyone looked radiant, their looks were top-notch
Once again, I felt the malice of blockchain
6️⃣ Diamond Hands and Group Photos
CZ appeared and was chatting animatedly with Sun, talking about Desci and his girlfriend; as a seasoned toilet paper holder, I sensed that staying here would lead to nothing, so I went ahead and slid away with Howe to OKX
From time to time, I saw teachers like Ru7 showcasing their photos with CZ
I felt bad for being so negative and decided to write a grand critique while showing off my high standards, but alas, I had no ink in my belly, so I vented in my circle of friends
'So what if I took a photo with CZ? Being myself is the way to go - IP Central (actually to save money, I stayed in a homestay in Luohu)'
But on second thought, I currently have no plans to switch to an uncensored track; I could just steal a photo of a tall, handsome man and post it as if it were me to deceive everyone
Hey, I’m really clever
7️⃣ Advertising Blogger and Awesome Articles
In fact, I never intended to write this article, but unfortunately today I heard that I was classified as a unique advertising blogger by the U army leader Teacher Arno and the tilling duck
I pounded my chest and picked up my Twitter to argue, but realized I couldn't fall into the trap of self-justification
But after thinking it over, it really is the case; I have no deep binding with any projects, nor do I have a leader to guide me, so I wrote this article to entertain you
$BNB
