It's time to buy the dip on SOL, not on contracts, but on spot!
STEP 1: Tearfully buy the dip
When SOL drops to $100
Your surface: "Even dogs won't buy"
In reality, it's a high-stakes gamble, navigating the Solana ecosystem
STEP 2: Secretly issue meme coins
Realized that issuing coins with slerftools is easier than cooking instant noodles:
- Buy market maker experience card for 0.1 SOL
- Generate meme coins in 1 minute
- Even the LOGO is drawn by AI
STEP 3: Pay tuition well
Suddenly realizing while looking at the SOL in my wallet:
First, get targeted by bots in the market a few times and pay some tuition
Only then did I understand that the market maker's first lesson
First, be a good chive for yourself
STEP 4: Wait for the SOL price to double
Using the SOL startup funds bought for $100 now
Wait for SOL to double and then directly issue coins
Issued a coin for (Solana Chives Protection Association)
Then airdrop 90% of the tokens back to myself
Complete the evolution from prey to hunter
Ultimate philosophy
When all the chives learn to issue coins with one click
The market maker has become a kind of cyclical state
You are both the sickle and the chives
Both a prisoner of the K-line and a god of market-making
🚨 Disclaimer: This article may lead to (seeing everyone as a market maker PTSD) and (buy SOL - issue coins - zeroing out) tragedies
