🐦 A magnificent plan, reliable as Swiss watches

🦯Raise $550 million in stablecoins

🦯Buy $210 million in $ETH at $3300

🦯Spend hundreds of millions on other highly volatile shitcoins

🦯Introduce fees that will intentionally destroy its assets

🦯Start selling part of Ethereum at $1400

Or is this all part of that so-called "brilliant plan" that everyone is talking about?)