...and then you woke up with your pants all shit up 💩

Everyone may have forgotten one thing: Trump is a very strong personality; he is smarter, more strategic, has a higher IQ, and considerable experience. If you think he is dumber than us, you are most likely mistaken.
I increasingly believe that his trade war may be successful; it will bring huge benefits to the US, make them even stronger, and the US stock market is waiting for a century jump.