#BTCBelow80K Bitcoin drops below $80K — But hold onto your panic hats (and HODL tight)

LATEST NEWS: Bitcoin has fallen below $80,000 — and yes, the crypto chat groups are already on fire. Some traders are calling this 'Black Monday 2.0', while others are just stress-eating instant noodles and updating charts like it's a sport.

But before you throw your cold wallet into a volcano, let’s breathe. The post-rate market shakeup is real, but it’s not the end of blockchain. Veteran HODLers are calmly sipping coffee, whispering: 'we’ve seen worse things... remember 2018?'

Meanwhile, retail panic is high, memes are thriving, and somewhere, a crypto influencer is definitely shouting 'BUY THE DIP' from a Lambo-shaped puff.

Is it the beginning of a free fall? Or just Bitcoin catching its breath after sprinting past $82K?

Stay tuned. Stay sarcastic. And remember: in crypto, the only constant is chaos — and maybe some dad jokes.