I'm sure you've encountered these 'Oracles' in the crypto sphere more than once. Those who are so fervently fixated on technical analysis that they can explain everything to you. All the ups and downs. Literally ANY price fluctuation, down to the second chart. For any event, any reason for information - they have a figure.
Even if a meteorite were heading for Earth, burning everything in its path. And chaos and anarchy reigned everywhere. I am just sure that in the crowd of unfortunate people, there would be Him.
The one who consults Sheikhs on oil pricing. The one who meets with the heads of superpowers in closed offices. The one who knows how to find the correlation between the sound of a watermelon and its ripeness. The one who Creator of EVERYTHING visited before the first quarks appeared. That very obsessed trader who knows everything. And in this bustling crowd of human souls, greedily trying to savor the last seconds of their mortal existence. He would pronounce: 'This is HEAD AND SHOULDERS'...
P/s The essence is to ridicule the notorious creatures, without moral harm to the species Homo sapiens. In the current market, humor is indispensable.