Brothers, I'm back to greet all the old leeks! Today's market, one word: 'Trickery'! Bitcoin is rubbing around 83500 million dollars, Ethereum is following along at the door, and altcoins are collectively sideways. This market clearly shows the whales are playing 'boiling frogs in warm water,' and I’m that old frog in the crypto pond. Let’s first talk about some flashy operations:
Stop Loss Position for EOS: Some hard-headed leeks refuse to trade old coins; yesterday’s third wave didn’t arrive, but three slaps did! If EOS drops below 0.73 dollars, shed tears and cut losses, remember it.
Increase Position in OKB: Xu Mingxing's child, anyway, just a few tens of thousands of U, consider it buying a lottery ticket! (Don't follow my lead; I’m a gambling dog)
Short BTC: 84700 million dollars pressure level welded shut, flipped 5x short position, but didn’t get the order filled, just a fleeting joy… Does this script sound familiar? This is the crypto world, specializing in curing all sorts of disobedience!
Market Analysis (Nonsense Version):
Bitcoin Price Action: 84500 million dollars is like an ex-girlfriend's heart; you think you've touched it, but she actually slaps you in the face! The Federal Reserve goes hawkish, tariff wars are a mutual beating, and all funds run to gold for safety, leaving the crypto world like a child without a mother.
2. Altcoin Graveyard: The vengeful spirit of TRUMP coin still wanders, harvesting new projects as they come. In my dreams, there's a coin called 'Super Inflation Coin,' and the white paper says 'buy more as it falls, to fight fiat currency.' I almost believed it. As a result, it peaked at the opening and fell to the ground… In this day and age, even scammers are more creative than me!
Web3 Hype: A bunch of traditional finance people in Hong Kong shout 'All in Web3,' but it's all black silk ladies pulling strings! A project party wanted me to endorse them, saying 'use AI to trade coins.' I asked him, 'Can AI predict when a whale will take a dump?' He silently blocked me... Leek Insights: Contracts are poison: 10x liquidation, 20x to zero.
I, Leader Wang, almost pay tuition fees to the main forces every day; brothers, take this as a warning! (Unless you’re a relative of a whale) Faith needs to recharge: Down? After cursing, remember to use quantitative robots to buy the dip in batches!
Remember my three-wave theory: First wave accumulates, second wave washes out, third wave… might not have a third wave! The team is metaphysics: Someone asked me why I don’t start a company?
Bro, crypto teams = teammates who split luggage! Back then, I got cut by a fake forex platform while doing custodial services; now I only trust myself and big data algorithm software… and the trolls in the comments section!
Tomorrow's Plan: Play Dead: The market is bad, might as well ride a shared electric bike! I heard it spikes to 5 bucks in half an hour? Capital is secretly draining the blood of ordinary people, those nasty Hello Bikes and Qingju Bikes. Damn, they steal money more thrillingly than trading coins! Write a skit: A fan said my diary is 'pain relief for the crypto world.' Although it doesn't cure anything, it can make you laugh till your abs hurt. Thank you for liking it, I may not have much skill, just a blend of Web3, Wu Zongxian, Stephen Chow, and Wei Xiaobao. I'm going to Hong Kong for a carnival speech; what do those experts who only sing boring lullabies have to do with it? I really dislike those banana people who casually drop English phrases as if being ruled by the British was something glorious. Bro, you and I are both descendants of Yan and Huang; let's not look down on each other. Three years in Hedong, three years in Hexi.
Final Message from the Leader:
Brothers, the bull market is in ICU, the bear market is in KTV! As long as your wallet isn’t zeroed out, join me in the side business of coffee direct sales team, and you’ll be a winner in the crypto world! Remember, the leader shares both joys and hardships with you… mainly hardships, guaranteeing no abandonment or infidelity!