#PowellRemarks 🔊📰✍️📚On Friday, seemingly accidentally mentioning the Federal Reserve between posts about "fake news" and "very fair elections," former President Donald Trump decided to give advice to Fed Chairman Jerome Powell. In his usual all-or-nothing style on Truth Social, he wrote: "Listen, Jerome! This isn't just a moment, it's a GOLDEN TICKET on the 'Rate Cut' Express! You've been playing hide-and-seek with this chart for so long that you'll soon be called 'Jerome the Laggard.' But don't worry! Now you have a chance to transform from economic whiner to national hero (well, in my tweets, at least) with one magical rate cut. Gas is as cheap as a plane wing, interest rates seem to have finally died down, inflation is said to have put on a sweater and calmed down, and eggs... oh, those legendary eggs! They've become so cheap that soon we'll be juggling them in the streets (a whopping 69% drop, imagine that!). And all this while you were wondering which tie to wear! This is an economic miracle worthy of the Guinness Book of World Records (which I'm sure I'll get someday). "So, Jerome, enough of this political dancing! Take the example of egg prices - just lower them!"⚖️🌐📌🤣😂😭