#PowellRemarks 🌐📰✍️Everything is so “unpredictable” that the only accurate prediction is that no one knows for sure.❓❓❓

🌐Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell recently frowned so much over new import tariffs that his glasses seemed to be counting inflation on their own. He said the tariffs would likely send prices higher than his hair on a particularly windy day, and unemployment would become so widespread that people would start having picnics at their old jobs (with cheap imported blankets, we hope!).

🌐Mr. Powell stressed that the Federal Reserve would now have to walk a tightrope of economic policy, juggling the flaming torches of inflation and the weights of slowing growth. He added that their policy formulation would have to be as careful as if they were clearing a minefield where any wrong move would lead to an explosion of prices or mass layoffs.

🌐“It’s like trying to make the perfect soup,” Powell sighed, “but someone keeps throwing in too much of the pepper of inflation and too much of the water of economic stagnation. And try to figure out how much more salt of unemployment this tariff party is going to add!” He ended his speech by shaking his head and muttering about how economics used to be simpler—when all he had to do was keep his tie straight. Now he needs a team of equilibrists and culinary gurus to sort out this “tariff mixtape.”🌐✍️🔊📌📰 $BTC $BNB $PEPE #Binance