👀 😅 This might just be one of the clearest proofs of why men don’t live as long as women...

“Boy still be boy.”

No matter how old they get, they’ll still be jumping off roofs, racing shopping carts downhill, or YOLO-ing into 125x leverage on memecoins. 💥

Meanwhile, women be like:
🧘‍♀️ "Let’s meditate, plan our finances, and live to 100."

Men:🚀 "Bro, I just put my rent money into a dog-themed coin I found on Telegram."