☎️☎️☎️ Non-Farm Payrolls Turnaround: Powell Goes Dovish, Bitcoin Plays Heartbeat at 85,000: Tariffs Hit, Market Instantly Becomes 'The Outlaws of the Marsh' Spin-off
The Bitcoin market from last night to this morning is like a 'Crypto Version of The Outlaws of the Marsh' — just as the non-farm data sang praises of 'employment surge', the unemployment rate turned around and threw out a 'black face mask'; before Powell's words faded, the market had already entered 'hawk-dove face change' mode. Come, take a quick look at the highlights of this macro drama!
1. News Flash: When Data Clashes with Tariffs, the Market Instantly Becomes a 'Sichuan Opera Face Show'
1. Non-Farm Data: Employment at 228,000 Sets a Record, But Unemployment Rate 'Rebels' and Bounces Back
The U.S. added 228,000 non-farm jobs in March, far exceeding expectations, but the unemployment rate soared from 4.1% to 4.2%. This script, not even the screenwriter would dare to write! Trump gave it a thumbs up overnight: 'The employment data is great!' The market, however, rolled its eyes: 'Is this data calculated by AI?'
2. Powell's Speech: Interest Rate Cut Signals Hide and Seek, Market Instantly Understands '5 Red Envelopes'
Powell hinted that 'tariffs might drag down the economy', and traders instantly understood: There may be 5 rounds of interest rate 'red envelopes' this year! U.S. stocks fell first as a courtesy, with the Nasdaq plummeting 6%, but Bitcoin remained calm and fluctuated — this market has some resilience.
3. Tariffs Take Effect: Global Market Shakes, Crypto Circle Performs 'Playing Dead'
The U.S. imposed a 34% tariff on China this morning, crude oil plummeted by 5%, and gold skyrocketed. What about Bitcoin? It played 'sit-ups' in the $82,000-$84,000 range, as if to say: 'Tariffs? None of my business!'
2. Market Analysis: Bull-Bear Battle, Bitcoin Stages '85,000 Defense War'
- Daily Script: BTC holds steady at 81,000 support, MACD golden cross is weak, RSI is approaching the overbought zone, and may continue to fluctuate in the short term.
- 4-Hour Chart: Bollinger Bands narrow to ±3.2%, clear EMA60 pressure, if it breaks 85,000, it will open up upward space, otherwise, it will test the psychological level of 80,000.
- Whale Movements: A mysterious large holder withdrew 2,774 ETH from Binance, suspected of laying out altcoins; DWF Labs may become Trump's DeFi project market maker, with undercurrents flowing.
4. Comedian's Zone: Today's Hot Jokes in Crypto Circle
1. Non-Farm Data: Employment Numbers Surge, Unemployment Rate Rebels, Federal Reserve: I can't carry this burden!
2. Bitcoin: U.S. stocks drop, I fluctuate; tariffs take effect, I play dead, truly the 'Husky of the Crypto World'.
